Dedicated to all British men who dread putting on the appropriate attire for the French piscine… Allez. Bon courage.
One thing about France that British blokes hate:
The piscine rules aren’t up for debate
Baggy shorts are seen as a foreign man’s crime
Blokes, there’s no point complaining – it’s budgie time
You trawl the internet, seeking lenience
What are the reasons for this inconvenience?
How can baggy shorts be more of a scandal
than bikini bottoms that draw attention to your handle?
Get over it Britishers, work that stiff upper lip
Remember, in France, you’ll look pretty hip
There is one advantage to the hammock de banane –
all the French ladies love a budgie smuggler man